http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/-t1.htm Think you're funny? Prove it. Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:34:43 GMT 10 http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/13/84/64/17/site_b10.jpg http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/-t1.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/some-funny-quotes-t302.htm Fred100 Quote Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Doing ... Jokes Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:16:02 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/some-funny-quotes-t302.htm#4781 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/some-funny-quotes-t302.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/mary-poppins-visiting-t173.htm CJCorka Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam", he replied courteously. "Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary. "Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?" Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. ... Jokes Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:01:11 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/mary-poppins-visiting-t173.htm#2585 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/mary-poppins-visiting-t173.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/extra-office-work-t367.htm Fred100
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." ]]> Jokes Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:34:43 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/extra-office-work-t367.htm#7083 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/extra-office-work-t367.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/confused-t168.htm CJCorka
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!]]> Jokes Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:54:11 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/confused-t168.htm#2578 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/confused-t168.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/bout-my-car-t158.htm CJCorka Sorry my car is a piece of shit ...... my parnets didn't buy it for me]]> Jokes Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:42:30 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/bout-my-car-t158.htm#2364 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/bout-my-car-t158.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/emotional-extremes-t160.htm CJCorka The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?" The ... Jokes Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:35:19 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/emotional-extremes-t160.htm#2435 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/emotional-extremes-t160.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/ugly-person-illness-t161.htm CJCorka A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch." Jokes Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:35:40 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/ugly-person-illness-t161.htm#2436 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/ugly-person-illness-t161.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/crazy-people-talk-t162.htm CJCorka A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, ... Jokes Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:35:58 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/crazy-people-talk-t162.htm#2437 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/crazy-people-talk-t162.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/jokes-t74.htm tassie37 here's my jokes: what has eight legs and goes ooh ooh ooh ooh aah aah ahh ahh? an spider monkey! Jokes Sat, 23 May 2009 07:08:47 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/jokes-t74.htm#674 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/jokes-t74.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/myspacee-insult-t169.htm CJCorka your layout is so bad it makes oranges cry lemonade! Jokes Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:54:39 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/myspacee-insult-t169.htm#2579 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/myspacee-insult-t169.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/pleasing-sister-mary-t174.htm CJCorka There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother Superior. One day she comes up with an idea: since the abbey was always cold, she decided to cut some wood and build a fire in the fireplace to heat the place up. She spent all day chopping, hauling and stacking wood. Subsequently, she wound up shredding the sleeves of her habit. Later that night, as the other nuns came into the rectory, they were delighted to find the place warm ... Jokes Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:01:31 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/pleasing-sister-mary-t174.htm#2586 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/pleasing-sister-mary-t174.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/transylvania-vacation-t172.htm CJCorka Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and ... Jokes Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:00:49 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/transylvania-vacation-t172.htm#2584 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/transylvania-vacation-t172.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/is-that-mule-for-sale-t171.htm CJCorka Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women ... Jokes Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:58:36 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/is-that-mule-for-sale-t171.htm#2583 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/is-that-mule-for-sale-t171.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/grapes-t157.htm CJCorka He didnt eat the grapes....
he sat on em!
thats how you trap a chicken]]> Jokes Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:42:02 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/grapes-t157.htm#2363 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/grapes-t157.htm http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/yo-mommaboogie-man-t159.htm CJCorka

Yo Mama So Ugly...

she put the Boogie man outta business.]]> Jokes Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:43:06 GMT http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/yo-mommaboogie-man-t159.htm#2365 http://cyber-chillax.forumotion.net/jokes-f49/yo-mommaboogie-man-t159.htm