Pleasing Sister Mary
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Pleasing Sister Mary
by CJCorka Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:01 am
There was this nun named Sister
Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother
Superior. One day she comes up with an idea: since the abbey was always
cold, she decided to cut some wood and build a fire in the fireplace to
heat the place up. She spent all day chopping, hauling and stacking
wood. Subsequently, she wound up shredding the sleeves of her habit.
Later that night, as the other nuns came into the rectory, they were
delighted to find the place warm and cozy, with a big fire roaring in
the fireplace. Then Mother Superior comes in and yells, "Sister Mary!
Go fix your torn habit this instant!"
Sister Mary, crying, asks, "But Mother Superior, aren't you happy that
the abbey is warm?" To which the Mother Superior replies, "Yes, but
when you ax, then ye shall re-sleeve."
Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother
Superior. One day she comes up with an idea: since the abbey was always
cold, she decided to cut some wood and build a fire in the fireplace to
heat the place up. She spent all day chopping, hauling and stacking
wood. Subsequently, she wound up shredding the sleeves of her habit.
Later that night, as the other nuns came into the rectory, they were
delighted to find the place warm and cozy, with a big fire roaring in
the fireplace. Then Mother Superior comes in and yells, "Sister Mary!
Go fix your torn habit this instant!"
Sister Mary, crying, asks, "But Mother Superior, aren't you happy that
the abbey is warm?" To which the Mother Superior replies, "Yes, but
when you ax, then ye shall re-sleeve."
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Re: Pleasing Sister Mary
by tassie37 Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:33 am
[wow]it's so funny 
[/wow]
this is a good joke
[/wow]this is a good joke
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