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jokes!
by tassie37 Sat May 23, 2009 1:08 am
here's my jokes: what has eight legs and goes ooh ooh ooh ooh aah aah ahh ahh? an spider monkey!
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Gud 1 :)
by DarkStar Sat May 23, 2009 1:11 am
ROFL=Roling On Floor Laughing
Gud One
Gud One
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Re: jokes!
by secret_agent Mon May 25, 2009 6:02 am
What do you call the largest computer you can buy ?
A Big Mac !
What do you call medicine for horses ?
Cough Stirrup !
What do you call a pretend railway ?
A play station !
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?
Scott !
What do you call a man with a pig on his head ?
Hamlet !
What do you call a man with eggs on his head ?
Omelette !
What do you shout to the Frenchman at the back of the race ?
Camembert !
What do you call a girl with a supermarket checkout on her head ?
Tilly !
What do you call a mummy that washes up ?
Pharaoh Liquid !
What do you call a Scottish racehorse rider ?
Jock-ey !
These are my superb jokes!!! Fell the laugh within
A Big Mac !
What do you call medicine for horses ?
Cough Stirrup !
What do you call a pretend railway ?
A play station !
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?
Scott !
What do you call a man with a pig on his head ?
Hamlet !
What do you call a man with eggs on his head ?
Omelette !
What do you shout to the Frenchman at the back of the race ?
Camembert !
What do you call a girl with a supermarket checkout on her head ?
Tilly !
What do you call a mummy that washes up ?
Pharaoh Liquid !
What do you call a Scottish racehorse rider ?
Jock-ey !
These are my superb jokes!!! Fell the laugh within
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Re: jokes!
by carmelmitu Mon May 25, 2009 8:20 am
hehhehhe.........good joke
here is mine.....
Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.Yes, sir.
You are a taxi. You are a taxi. You are a taxi. 
here is mine.....
Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.Yes, sir.
You are a taxi. You are a taxi. You are a taxi.
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Re: jokes!
by tassie37 Tue May 26, 2009 4:13 am
secret_agent wrote:What do you call the largest computer you can buy ?
A Big Mac !
What do you call medicine for horses ?
Cough Stirrup !
What do you call a pretend railway ?
A play station !
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?
Scott !
What do you call a man with a pig on his head ?
Hamlet !
What do you call a man with eggs on his head ?
Omelette !
What do you shout to the Frenchman at the back of the race ?
Camembert !
What do you call a girl with a supermarket checkout on her head ?
Tilly !
What do you call a mummy that washes up ?
Pharaoh Liquid !
What do you call a Scottish racehorse rider ?
Jock-ey !
These are my superb jokes!!! Fell the laugh within
:LOL!:
funniest jokes you made
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Re: jokes!
by DarkStar Tue May 26, 2009 4:59 am
carmelmitu wrote:hehhehhe.........good joke
here is mine.....
Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.Yes, sir.
You are a taxi. You are a taxi. You are a taxi.
tassie37 wrote::LOL!:
You both are right
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Re: jokes!
by Fred100 Sat May 30, 2009 9:21 pm
carmelmitu wrote:hehhehhe.........good joke
here is mine.....
Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.Yes, sir.
You are a taxi. You are a taxi. You are a taxi.
Haha this one was gud!
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Re: jokes!
by iceman Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:48 am
ok them jokes are good i have one here
Teacher: Henry if i have u had 10 sweets and your brother asked you for 2 how many whould u have left?
Henry: i would have 10
if u think that was not good then heres another one
Teacher: ok class if i had 6 oranges in one hand and in the other 7 what do i have.
Henry : Big hands
teacher: Henry where is your HomeWork
Henry: i lost it fighting a boy who said ur not the best teacher in the world
Teacher: Henry if i have u had 10 sweets and your brother asked you for 2 how many whould u have left?
Henry: i would have 10
if u think that was not good then heres another one
Teacher: ok class if i had 6 oranges in one hand and in the other 7 what do i have.
Henry : Big hands
teacher: Henry where is your HomeWork
Henry: i lost it fighting a boy who said ur not the best teacher in the world
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Re: jokes!
by DarkStar Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:15 am
Posts Merged IceMan Double Posting Is Not Allowed It You Post if another Member Post After Read The Rules Before Posting The Link is In my Signature
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Re: jokes!
by blue_bird Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:05 am
manager interviewing a man
manager :where are u born?
man : Czechoslovakia
manager :spell it...
man :i think i am born in goa...
manager :where are u born?
man : Czechoslovakia
manager :spell it...
man :i think i am born in goa...
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